Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka Birthday tha

Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! 

Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai! 

Sur aap do, Geet hum banayege

Sur aap do, Geet hum banayege.
Manjil aap chuno, Rasta hum dhikayege.
Khush aap raho, khusiya hum manayege.
Aur
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PAGAL aap bano, RANCHI hum le jayenge.

Mobile ek Mandir hai, Sim card uska Devta

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah
NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.
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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na Ram re!! 

Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Life is Beautiful

Somewhere I Heard..
Life is Beautiful..
But Very Soon I Released..
Lots of
Conditions Apply..!!

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai. 

Banta out with underwear's

Santa to Boss : Sir, Banta is waiting outside
your room with a basket full of underwears.

Boss : Oh no! I told him to debrief his
team and meet me in 15 minutes. 

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire.

A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position.

The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him

They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss.

Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct”

Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed

He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine.

The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“

He Got The Job!

An interview with God..

Man: What surprises you most about human kind?

God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present, nor the future.

They live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. 

From a woman's point of view

- The most perfect man in the world is her father. :)

- The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :p

- The most handsome man in the world is her son. ;)

- The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :D

- The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.

- And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband. 

Agar Doctor film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga

Paralyzed ho na ho 

Hum blood de chukka sanam 

Mari yaar ke endscopy hai 

Kaho na Diabeteshai 

Hash ap hamara patient hoti 

Pregnant banaya apna 

Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU 

Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai 

Operation to hona hi tha 

Phir haddi fracture 

Om surgery Om 

Hypertension for you. 

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3 Best Ads...

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8206 Funny Truths

Having 1 Child Makes You A Parent But Having 2 Makes You A Refree. 

Marriage Is A Relationship In Which 1 Person Is Always Right And The Other Is Always Husband. 

You Can't Buy Love But You Pay Heavily For It. 

Wife And Husband Always Compromise, Husband Admits That He's Wrong And Wife Too Agrees With Him. 

Our Language Is Called The Mother Tongue Because The Father Never Gets A Chance To 
Speak..! XP=P

A Perfect Girl Doesnt Exist

A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother... Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others.. Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat.. . , . . . . . And Doesn't ExiSts.. :D :D Clappinggg

Dont Play With Students

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??" Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!! Student: Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar, & Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..! After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank. Push Ant In To It.. =!! Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire, When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =| MORAL: Don't Play With Students.. !! They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..

Boss To An Employee

BOSS To An Employee.... . "Do You Believe In Life After Death?" . EMPLOYEE..... . "Certainly Not! There's No Proof Of It", He Replied. . . BOSS: "Well, There Is Now. After You Left Early Yesterday To Go To Your Uncle's Funeral, He Came Here Looking For You.

An Old Man Himself Had Hearing Problem

An Old Man Was Wondering If His Wife Had A Hearing Problem. So One Day, He Stood Behind Her While She Was Sitting In Her Chair. He Spoke Softly To Her, "Honey, Can You Hear Me?" There Was No Response. He Moved A Little Closer And Said Again, "Honey, Can You Hear Me?" Still, There Was No Response. Finally, He Moved Right Behind Her And Said, "Honey, Can You Hear Me?" She Replied, "For The Third Time, Yes!"

You Are A Housewife

One Day A Man Spotted An Old Brass Lamp By The Roadside. He Picked It Up, Rubbed The Dirt Off Of It, And A Genie Appeared. 

"I'll Grant You Your Fondest Wish," The Genie Said. 

The Man Thought For A Moment, Then Said, "I Want A Spectacular Job - A Job That No Man Has Ever Succeeded At Or Has Ever Attempted To Do." 

"Poof!" Said The Genie. "You Are A Housewife." :P

A Mans Feeling

A Man's Feeling :.... . . "It Feels Like A Mini Heart Attack When I Dont Find My Mobile In My Pocket .. . . . & Its Almost Like Heart Fail When I See It In My Girlfriend's Hand !

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Two Best Advices For Safe Life : . . . 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is .. . . . . 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

Gals Have Two Major Problems

Gals Have Two Major Problems With Their Wardrobe: 1. Nothing To Wear & 2. No Place To Keep Her Clothes. . . . . . . . Guys Have Two Major Problems With Their Laptop: 1. Nothing To Watch & 2. No Space For Anything New..!!

When My Parents Are Asleep

When My Parents Are Asleep Me: "Shh They Are Sleeping." When I'm Asleep Parents:"Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours."

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Center where the circus is performing. Funny Photo

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Boys will gonna love this Bike (its really funny)